Lord of the Rings – Return of the King

Written by admin. Posted in Movie Drinking Games

Tagged: , , , ,


Published on July 12, 2012 with No Comments

More Drinking Game Madness!

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Drinking Game

Drink Whenever

-Someone says “King” or “Steward”

-Aragorn, Gandalf, Eowyn, or absolutely anyone do something unspeakably badass. I’ll leave this one to your discretion.

-Someone says “Gondor” or Rohan”

-Denethor acts crazy.

-Someone Unsheathes a sword.

-Gimli and Legolas count kills.

-The Ring tortures the BEJEEZUS out of Frodo

-Anyone ASIDE from Frodo looks all tormented and angsty.

-Sam does something heroic.

-Take one small sip for each orc death shown on screen during the Battle of Minas Tirith and the Battle of Pelennor Fields.

-Chug if a major character dies.

-A long pan occurs over pretty scenery. Chug once for Gandalf’s ride through Gondor. We’re not trying to kill you.

-Chug once for every time you thought the movie was going to end when you first saw it… but then it didn’t.

There may come a day… a day when you fall to the ground and curl into a fetal position from the gallons of booze you have imbibed. This is… pretty much that day. Have fun!

No Comments

There are currently no comments on Lord of the Rings – Return of the King. Perhaps you would like to add one of your own?

Leave a Comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.