More Drinking Game Madness!
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Drinking Game
-Someone says “King” or “Steward”
-Aragorn, Gandalf, Eowyn, or absolutely anyone do something unspeakably badass. I’ll leave this one to your discretion.
-Someone says “Gondor” or Rohan”
-Denethor acts crazy.
-Someone Unsheathes a sword.
-Gimli and Legolas count kills.
-The Ring tortures the BEJEEZUS out of Frodo
-Anyone ASIDE from Frodo looks all tormented and angsty.
-Sam does something heroic.
-Take one small sip for each orc death shown on screen during the Battle of Minas Tirith and the Battle of Pelennor Fields.
-Chug if a major character dies.
-A long pan occurs over pretty scenery. Chug once for Gandalf’s ride through Gondor. We’re not trying to kill you.
-Chug once for every time you thought the movie was going to end when you first saw it… but then it didn’t.
There may come a day… a day when you fall to the ground and curl into a fetal position from the gallons of booze you have imbibed. This is… pretty much that day. Have fun!