So my Editor walked into my Office a few days ago and handed me a game to review. I looked down at the game, looked back at him and frankly asked him “why?”. “I’ve never…
It Sucks. … Haha. I wonder how much hate mail that’s gonna get me. Of course it’s awesome. At this point, that goes without saying. Unless Bioware had gone on an loopy drug ‘n’ alchohol…
Okay. Wow. This one caught me a little out of left field. Let’s look at the developer. Big Huge Games. Who in the velvety purple Hell are Big Huge Games? Kingdoms of Amalur seems to…
Ah, horrific violence. Brings a tear to the eye really. Following up on Xbox 360 launch game The Darkness erm… One? Jackie Estacado is back in the Darkness II, wantonly leaving carnage and spleens in his wake.…
They still can’t get it right. Where final Fantasy XIII actually had a fairly decent plot sandwiched in a horrible linear assfest of a game, the direct sequel decides to go in the opposite direction.…
Please note that, as per usual with Aresmen Reviews, the product’s numerical grade will be followed by a phonetic transcription of the exact emotion it elicits within me. If you think this is ridiculous, keep…
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