Dating Tips: Fun Responses to Stock Questions = Attraction

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Published on May 30, 2012 with No Comments

Last time, we discussed the Inverted Logic Dating Principle, which states that doing the socially logical thing won’t always be attractive to a woman. Oftentimes, doing the exact opposite will be far more successful.

People are creatures of habit, and women will often ask you the mundane questions that always pop into people’s heads the first time they meet someone.

Rather than giving the stock or even truthful answer, answer, you can turn these questions on their head and project that you are both fun and interesting. Keep in mind that you are not lying here, you are joking with her, but your refusal to give a straight answer about yourself will do a few things:

-It will Cause an Aura of Mystery.

Mystery is attractive. If a girl wants to know more about you, and is denied her immediate gratification, her curiosity will be peaked, and she will become more interested. Also, try sticking to your guns. The longer you hold out on telling a girl the actual truth (obviously you will eventually, unless it’s a one-night stand), the longer the mystery grows and the more interested she gets.

-It will show you are a Loveable Jerkass

Congratulations. You are both confident and funny. Welcome to the magic combination for being attractive to women.

-You will show you’re not like every other guy and that will make you Interesting.

So, without further adieu, here are some Questions and Answers:

-Where Do you Work/What do You Do?
This is my absolute Favorite because you can get an insane amount of mileage out of it. Every time she asks, you can give a different ridiculous answer. This works especially well if it shows that you’re well off (nice car/clothes/whatever) because you’re demonstrating you’re not trying to impress her with your success.

Answers:
-I’m a Pornographer.
-I’m a Norwegian Rock Star
-Okay, You’re Right. I lied. I’m Actually a Lithuanian Rock Star.
-I’m in the Slave Trade Business
-I’m a Gigolo/Stripper (Though I Prefer Exotic Dancer)
-Astronaut
-Dog Racer

Get It? Anything Ridiculous. Moving on:

-What part of town do you live in/Where do You Live?

Answers:
-The Moon
-Any Planet
-The Earth’s Core
-I’m actually a ghost that Haunts this Very Bar (Make Ooooo sound and tickle her.)
-On a Pirate ship

-What did you do this weekend?

Answers:
-Somersaults
-I learned to levitate objects with my mind.
-Infiltrated a Criminal Organization
-I went Skydiving off a cliff
-I fought a bear
-I was attacked by a Vicious Ninja Kitten.

You get the idea. Feel free to invent ridiculous answers to any other stock questions you get. It works for pretty much anything. If you have some good ones, e-mail them to me here. If I get enough of them, I’ll post ‘em up here.

Till next time gentlemen, good luck out there, we’re all counting on you.

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